17 Chapters
- 1 IN WHICH HARRY SWIFTLY PASSES FROM ONE STAGE OF HIS CAREER TO ANOTHER
- 2 WHICH BEGINS THE STORY OF THE BISHOP’S HEAD
- 3 WHICH IS THE STORY OF THE PIMPLED QUEEN AND THE BLACK SPOT
- 4 IN WHICH SOCRATES ENCOUNTERS “NEW THOUGHT” AND PSYCHOLOGICAL HAIR
- 5 IN WHICH SOCRATES DISCUSSES THE OVER-PRODUCTION OF TALK
- 6 IN WHICH BETSEY COMMITS AN INDISCRETION
- 7 IN WHICH SOCRATES ATTACKS THE WORST DOERS AND BEST SELLERS
- 8 IN WHICH SOCRATES ATTACKS THE HELMET AND THE BATTLE-AX
- 9 IN WHICH SOCRATES INCREASES THE SUPPLY OF SPLENDOR
- 10 IN WHICH SOCRATES BREAKS THE DRAG AND TANDEM MONOPOLY IN POINTVIEW
- 11 IN WHICH SUNDRY PEOPLE MAKE GREAT DISCOVERIES
- 12 IN WHICH HARRY IS FORCED TO ABANDON SWAMP FICTION AND LIKE FOLLIES AND TO STUDY THE GEOGRAPHY AND NATIVES OF A LAND UNKNOWN TO OUR HEIRISTOCRACY
- 13 IN WHICH THE MINISTER GETS INTO LOVE AND TROUBLE
- 14 IN WHICH SOCRATES DISCOVERS A NEW FOLLY
- 15 IN WHICH HARRY RETURNS TO POINTVIEW AND GOES TO WORK
- 16 WHICH PRESENTS AN INCIDENT IN OUR CAMPAIGN AGAINST NEW NEW ENGLAND
- 17 WHICH PRESENTS A DECISIVE INCIDENT IN OUR CAMPAIGN AGAINST OLD NEW ENGLAND