21 Chapters
- 1 FOREWORD
- 2 TERRIBLY INTIMATE PORTRAITS
- 3 JULIE DE POOPINAC
- 4 MADCAP MOLL
- 5 E. MAXWELL SNURGE
- 6 BIANCA DI PIANNO-FORTI
- 7 SARAH, LADY TUNNELL-PENGE
- 8 JABEZ PUFFWATER
- 9 FURSTIN LIEBERWURST ZU SCHWEINEN-KALBER
- 10 JAKE D'ANNUNZIO SPOUT
- 11 DONNA ISABELLA ANGELICA Y BANANAS
- 12 MAGGIE McWHISTLE
- 13 THE EDUCATION OF RUPERT PLINGE
- 14 ANNA PODD
- 15 SOPHIE, UNCROWNED QUEEN OF HENRY VIII
- 16 "LA BIBI"
- 17 AH! AH! QUEEN OF THE RUDE ISLANDS
- 18 GLOSSARY
- 19 PRESS NOTICES
- 20 WHAT THE AMERICAN PRESS MAY SAY:
- 21 FOOTNOTES: