22 Chapters
- 1 Wrong Numbers
- 2 The Genius of Mr. Bradshaw
- 3 Five Inches
- 4 Reading Without Tears
- 5 On With the Dance
- 6 The Autobiography
- 7 The White Spat
- 8 The Art of Drawing
- 9 About Bathrooms
- 10 A Criminal Type
- 11 The Art of Poetry
- 12 The Book of Jonah
- 13 The Mystery of the Apple-pie Beds
- 14 The Grasshopper
- 15 Little Bits of London
- 16 Little Bits of London
- 17 Little Bits of London
- 18 Little Bits of London
- 19 Little Bits of London
- 20 The Little Guiggols
- 21 The Little Guiggols
- 22 The Little Guiggols