35 Chapters
- 1 POSTSCRIPT
- 2 ILLUSTRATIONS
- 3 BOOK ONE The Golden Child
- 4 I LEGS
- 5 II GYPSIES!
- 6 III THE OLD PAPER MILL
- 7 IV “THAT NOT IMPOSSIBLE SHE”
- 8 V BARDEK
- 9 VI LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, FRATERNITÉ
- 10 VII A “FRENCH DAY” AT NIGHT
- 11 VIII “MY THEORY IS ——”
- 12 IX “BONG-JOUR”
- 13 X HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS
- 14 BOOK TWO The Hidden River
- 15 XI SIXTEEN
- 16 XII MIXED RENDEZVOUS
- 17 XIII TOPIC NUMBER FOUR
- 18 XIV A MORRIS DAY
- 19 XV THE LADY OF THE INTERRUPTION
- 20 BOOK THREE
- 21 XVI RATS!
- 22 XVII AN UNEXPECTED BINGLE
- 23 XVIII A PARABLE OF IGNORANCE
- 24 XIX TOBOGGANING
- 25 XX A CONNOISSEUR OF JOY
- 26 XXI EVE’S CHOICE
- 27 XXII TOP-O’-THE-HILL
- 28 BOOK FOUR Canaan
- 29 XXIII MY LORD AND EKE MY MASTER
- 30 XXIV THE HOLD-UP
- 31 XXV DAGO
- 32 XXVI THE BIOLOGIST AND THE PURITAN
- 33 XXVII TZOO-OOM!
- 34 XXVIII THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS
- 35 XXIX “STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT!”