19 Chapters
- 1 THE FIRST DAY AT COLLEGE
- 2 THE "BIG, GREEN FRESHMAN FROM SQUEEDUNK"
- 3 THE GREAT SOPHOMORE-FRESHMAN RUSH
- 4 WELCOME AND UNWELCOME VISITORS
- 5 HAZING
- 6 WORK—PLAY—"PROCS"
- 7 "ATTENTION! YE FOUL AND FOOLISH FREAKS OF FRESHMEN!"
- 8 THE LAST HAZING OF "THE MEEK BUTT OF ALL CLASSES"
- 9 HOW IT FEELS TO BE A HERO
- 10 A QUESTION OF MONEY
- 11 HOW HE STAYED IN COLLEGE
- 12 "TO-MORROW, THE 12TH, AT NOON, BY THE CANNON."
- 13 THE TROUBLE WITH BEING A HERO
- 14 SERVING TWO MASTERS
- 15 THE LAST CHANCE
- 16 "HOME FROM COLLEGE"
- 17 THE END OF IT
- 18 The Stolen Story And Other Newspaper Stories
- 19 Charles Scribner's Sons, Publishers